Patient name
JA–08741
Swipe Fatigue
Level of severity
94%
Status
Acute Swipe Fatigue
Severity
Moderate
Emotional Load
7.3 units
joi.ai
Status
Swipe Fatigue
Diagnosis
A Repetitive Swipe Strain (RSS) is caused by endless swiping with little reward. Common among users of dating apps with high swipe-to-match ratios.
Symptoms
- Sore thumb and index finger from repeated swiping motions.
- “Phantom swipe” – catching yourself swiping in your dreams (and nightmares).
- Emotional strain from matches disappearing into silence.
- The ability to judge someone’s entire personality in 0.3 seconds.
- Compulsive urge to check profiles even when not looking for a date.
Swipe Fatigue
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Recovery plan
Exercise 1
Strain Relief
Replace your thumb with your nose for one week to reduce strain. This forces your hand to rest while still letting you «swipe,» retraining your muscles and making you laugh at yourself in the process.
Exercise 2
Thumb Push-Ups
Do 10 daily «thumb push-ups» against your desk to build strength. A micro-workout for your digits, these push-ups strengthen the tiny muscles that power endless swipes, helping prevent soreness.
Exercise 3
No-Swipe Hours
Schedule «no-swipe hours» to let your joints (and your brain) recover. Just like fasting resets your body, app-fasting resets your mind. Set boundaries and notice how quickly your cravings shrink.
Exercise 4
Piano Fingers
Stretch your fingers by pretending to play an invisible piano every morning. Light, rhythmic movements keep circulation flowing and joints loose, reducing stiffness and keeping your swiping hand performance-ready.
Exercise 5
Grip Flip
Switch your phone to your non-dominant hand for an entire day. A humbling experience that retrains coordination, evens out muscle use, and might even make you rethink your swiping habit.
Exercise 6
The Cold Turkey Hold
Place your phone in the freezer for 15 minutes whenever cravings peak. The chill-out method: lowers inflammation in your thumb and gives you a literal cool-off period before you can swipe again.
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Patient name
JA–08741
Ghosting Burnout
Level of severity
96%
Status
Ghosting Burnout
Severity
High
Emotional Load
8.5 units
joi.ai
Status
Ghosting Burnout
Diagnosis
Ghosting Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder (GPTSD) is characterized by recurrent anxiety episodes following the abrupt cessation of digital communication. Onset is typically observed after repeated patterns of conversational abandonment.
Symptoms
- Compulsive checking of your phone every 5 minutes for replies that never come.
- Hyper-focus on “last seen online” or read receipts as perceived rejection cues.
- Fear of starting new conversations because they’ll just vanish.
- Hearing the ping of a notification and experiencing both joy and dread.
- Prolific unsent messaging behavior (extended drafts in Notes applications).
Ghosting Burnout
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Recovery plan
Exercise 1
Ghosting Reps
Practice ignoring minor alerts by ignoring your microwave when it beeps. This small delay retrains your brain to resist instant-gratification impulses and reduces the stress of false hope.
Exercise 2
Ghost Letter Burn
Write a short letter to the person who disappeared, then shred or burn it. The ritual creates a sense of closure and transforms passive waiting into active release.
Exercise 3
Dopamine Diversion
Each time you want to refresh your chat, redirect that impulse into an alternative micro-reward (eat a grape, stretch, or pet your cat). This rewires the dopaminergic loop from destructive hope-cycles to healthy reinforcement behaviors.
Exercise 4
Meme Therapy
Send a meme or joke to yourself once a day. It guarantees laughter, interaction, and a reminder that you are your own best chat partner.
Exercise 5
Exposure Drill
Initiate one new chat daily — with a friend, a bot, or even your pet’s account. Low-stakes outreach retrains your confidence and reduces the fear of ”inevitable silence”.
Exercise 6
The Block Party
Block one ghost from your contact list every Friday. Routine elimination prevents accumulation of digital clutter and reinforces that you are in control of who has access to your time.
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Patient name
JA–08741
Wallet Drain
Level of severity
96%
Status
Acute Wallet Drain
Severity
Moderate
Emotional Load
6.8 units
joi.ai
Status
Wallet Drain
Diagnosis
Wallet Strain Syndrome (WSS) is a form of financial fatigue linked to the cumulative burden of recurring expenditures in the pursuit of romantic outcomes. Triggers often include overpriced cocktails, transport surcharges, and subscription-based dating platforms.
Symptoms
- Empty bank account despite zero successful dates.
- Hangovers that cost more than your rent.
- Searching “can I classify failed dates as tax-deductible losses?”
- Recognition that the cost-per-date has exceeded the cost-per-flight to Ibiza.
- Financial PTSD every time a waiter brings the check.
Wallet Drain
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Recovery plan
Exercise 1
Credit Card Cryo
Place your credit card in the freezer. Bury it in the ice tray. The cooling period disrupts impulse-spending habits and provides a literal pause before your next “one more round of cocktails” purchase.
Exercise 2
Snack Substitution
Swap high-cost dates for budget-friendly solo snacks. A bag of chips or a tub of ice cream never ghosts you and delivers a more predictable return on investment.
Exercise 3
Budget Reallocation
Rebrand your “date night budget” as a ”self-love fund”. Allocate funds toward books, hobbies, or wellness activities that give measurable joy without leaving you stranded in awkward silence.
Exercise 4
ROI Reality Check
List your last five dates, including total cost vs. outcome. This audit reveals true patterns of financial leakage and makes overspending harder to justify when returns are consistently zero.
Exercise 5
Subscription Detox
Cancel one premium dating subscription immediately. The act of unsubscribing reduces monthly financial drain and breaks the illusion that love is paywalled.
Exercise 6
Dollar-Free Day
Designate one day each week as a ”no-spend” day on romance. Not only does it stabilize your wallet, it rebalances expectations around intimacy without monetary investment.
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